The only LAME on the post is
Michael Fitzgerald
So here's the post from Facebook:



OMAHA, Neb. - A man who tried to mellow out his cat by stuffing her into a homemade bong is facing criminal charges -- and catcalls from animal lovers.
Lincoln-area authorities cited 20-year-old Acea Schomaker on suspicion of animal cruelty Sunday after catching him smoking marijuana from a contraption that had a cat stuffed inside its 12-inch by 6-inch base.
Schomaker told Lancaster County sheriff's deputies the 6-month-old female named Shadow had been hyper and that he was trying to calm her.
The cat was taken to the Capital Humane Society, where she appeared to be in good condition Monday, executive director Bob Downey said.
"What the human mind doesn't invent, huh?" Downey said.
Schomaker did not return voice or text messages left on his cell phone by The Associated Press.
Deputies discovered the cat trapped in the device after responding to a domestic disturbance call at a residence that Schomaker shares with his grandfather, Sgt. Andy Stebbing said.
Deputies resolved the dispute and left the house, but they returned minutes later after discovering there was an arrest warrant on Schomaker that alleged possession of drug paraphernalia.
Upon re-entering the house, Stebbing said, deputies saw Schomaker smoking marijuana through a piece of garden hose attached to the duct-taped, plastic glass box, in which the cat had been stuffed.
"This cat was just dazed," Stebbing said. "She was on the front seat of the cop car, wrapped in a blanket, and never moved all the way to the humane society."
Schomaker was cited for misdemeanor animal cruelty and taken to the Lancaster County Jail on the arrest warrant. He was released after paying a $400 fine.
Now Schomaker faces new charges for possession of marijuana and paraphernalia stemming from Sunday's incident.
Stebbing said the animal cruelty charge could be raised to a felony if the cat dies or is found to have suffered injury.
Downey said tests would be done to determine whether the cat suffered lung damage.
"To the eye, the cat looks OK," he said. "It cowers in the back of its cage like it's a little bit afraid but, obviously, given the way it's been treated, that's not surprising to me at all."
Personally... I wouldnt agree to it. But not every woman knows her worth!
Lang, only my man. Never a "date". My man can have whatever he likes!
The other 20% that deserve it get it ha ha
When I was in High School and college, a dude would NEVER ask a woman on a date and expect her to pay or go Dutch. That was WACK and you would get clowned on.
Nowadays, these young chicks think thats OK. A dude had to court a lady to get her to commit. But I guess since its a sex-free-for-all , that doesnt apply???... Read More
HMMMM IDK!
I never had problems dating, getting a man, or having long term relationships.
If I wanna go Dutch, I can go out with my GF's... but we always get sponsored at the bar anywayyyyyy LLS!
Im not saying going Dutch is wrong and seeking like minded company is wrong. Thats cool for people that are ok with that.
But a woman like myself will not DATE a man that is not picking up the tab. ... Read More
I can do that with friends, co workers and GF's - NOT SOMEONE THATS ROMANTICALLY INTERESTED.
Thats a personal choice. And I really like it! LOL
Thats a CHOICE. Like some men wont date 300 lb women. CHOICE. Some men dont date darkskin women. CHOICE. Some men only like white girls. CHOICE.
Tell em why you mad son! LLS!
Its interesting that men get so upset when a woman has certain standards that are inflexible and financially oriented.
But women are judged, rated and chosen on so many physical and sexual levels.... Read More
Cool beans man. I aint mad at ya!
Now back to our regularly scheduled program.....
NEEEEEEEXT!
DELETE
Yep somebody got his pocket change and now he mad. Like I give a fuck!
These internet niggas betta get a GRIP on reality! Cuz I could care less about your lame ass philosophy on dating.... Read More
I WILL NOT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS THAN WHAT I DESERVE!
I WILL NOT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS THAN WHAT I DESERVE!