Sunday, March 8, 2009

A Good Day to be Black and Sexy

If you love independent BLACK films.... you will love this! It's a mixture of short stories. All different and all about Black love and sex. You can get it at Blockbuster. It's a great movie for couples.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Man Accused of Stuffing Cat in Bong

This is from myfoxhouston.com

OMAHA, Neb. - A man who tried to mellow out his cat by stuffing her into a homemade bong is facing criminal charges -- and catcalls from animal lovers.

Lincoln-area authorities cited 20-year-old Acea Schomaker on suspicion of animal cruelty Sunday after catching him smoking marijuana from a contraption that had a cat stuffed inside its 12-inch by 6-inch base.

Schomaker told Lancaster County sheriff's deputies the 6-month-old female named Shadow had been hyper and that he was trying to calm her.

The cat was taken to the Capital Humane Society, where she appeared to be in good condition Monday, executive director Bob Downey said.

"What the human mind doesn't invent, huh?" Downey said.

Schomaker did not return voice or text messages left on his cell phone by The Associated Press.

Deputies discovered the cat trapped in the device after responding to a domestic disturbance call at a residence that Schomaker shares with his grandfather, Sgt. Andy Stebbing said.

Deputies resolved the dispute and left the house, but they returned minutes later after discovering there was an arrest warrant on Schomaker that alleged possession of drug paraphernalia.

Upon re-entering the house, Stebbing said, deputies saw Schomaker smoking marijuana through a piece of garden hose attached to the duct-taped, plastic glass box, in which the cat had been stuffed.

"This cat was just dazed," Stebbing said. "She was on the front seat of the cop car, wrapped in a blanket, and never moved all the way to the humane society."

Schomaker was cited for misdemeanor animal cruelty and taken to the Lancaster County Jail on the arrest warrant. He was released after paying a $400 fine.

Now Schomaker faces new charges for possession of marijuana and paraphernalia stemming from Sunday's incident.

Stebbing said the animal cruelty charge could be raised to a felony if the cat dies or is found to have suffered injury.

Downey said tests would be done to determine whether the cat suffered lung damage.

"To the eye, the cat looks OK," he said. "It cowers in the back of its cage like it's a little bit afraid but, obviously, given the way it's been treated, that's not surprising to me at all."

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Diary of a Tired Black Man

So.... I thought this movie was gonna be about a sorry ass nig. Guess what? It was about sorry ass BISHES!!!! Ha ha ha haaaa LOL!!!!! This is a must see movie for everyone. It gives great insight to Black relationships and how women destroy them!!!!! Rent it at Blockbuster and watch it with those tired ass girlfriends that are always complaining about their "men".

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Stuff White People Like

I think this is one of the funniest lists I have EVER stumbled upon!!!! Now I have to make a STUFF BLACK PEOPLE LIKE list!!!! Take a look at this list and let's start one for the black folks. I'm gonna throw some random stuff out like Kool Aid, Hennessy, KFC, Coconut Hair grease, incense, chrome rims and weave. We can put them in order later. Let me know what you come up with.

Here's the list for WHITE PEOPLE:

Can't Get A Job?

Don't walk up to my truck at a traffic light begging me for money. No I will not roll down the window and listen to your sob story. I don't want to smell your funky ass breath. I don't have ANY spare change.... I need every penny. I get up every morning and drag my ass to work so I can make ends meet. That 50 cents you begging me for is for my daughter's Flaming Hot chips!!!

Sound harsh? Well that's life. My taxes pay for homeless shelters, food programs, welfare, state medical expenses and so much more. So why should I give your drug addicted ass my money so you can score or go buy a beer?

The last time I was nice to a beggar was a sunny day in 2002. I was working in Arlington, VA and waled over to the deli for lunch with a coworker. I can't even describe how hard this dude was begging and trying to capture the sympathy of every pedestrian walking by. I didn't say a word as we walked in but overheard him ask for money for food. So as I placed my order for a chicken strip meal, something came over me. I added the cheapest combo to my order, a cheese burger combo with fries. I asked the cashier to bag it separately as I planned to give it to the beggar outside. As we exited the place I handed him the bag. He looked at me and asked "What is this?" I defiantly said "Food!" He looked me straight in my eyes with disappointment and asked me why I didn't get him anything to drink!!!! I told that dumb ungrateful asshole, "You're standing next to a water fountain!" He just gave me a blank stare with eye boogers and all. No "Thank you" no nothing. I walked away as my coworker laughed uncontrollably. I looked back when we reached the intersection and saw that the bag of food was on the sidewalk unopened.

Never again.

There are too many options out here for any able bodied person to make money. There are illegal immigrants that make more cake doing odd jobs than the average 30 year old with citizenship. I'm not taking no more excuses. I'm not listening to anymore stories. I worked with a forged work permit since the age of 14 and been grinding ever since. So when I pay my taxes... I already served you bum. Now go get one of those signs from Payday Loans and stand on the corner pointing in the stores direction. At least I will respect you.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Chicago Larry & Caviar

Ok, I know I wasn't the only one cringing when Caviar was talking to her so-called photographer / pimp AKA Chicago Larry. That dude creeped me out. He sounded like a child molester!!!!

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I am so glad Ray had the common sense to test her, ask her questions and check his caller ID!!!! She got what she deserved. Ladies, in the end... guys like that will spill the beans. Ray knew the dude and he fessed up, telling him that Caviar was there for exposure. DUH!!! You couldn't tell that already????

Who is this dude? Anybody got pics???

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Q-Tip

Q-Tip
The Renaissance

This is one of the HOTTEST and most slept on albums this year. This is new, yet classic hip hop. You can listen to the whole thing from top to bottom without skipping a track. Q collaborates with Norah Jones, D'Angelo, Raphael Saadiq and even Amanda Diva on this album.

Fight / Love & Shaka are my two favorites.

Tracklist

	Track	Duration	Listeners
1	Johnny Is Dead full track	3:01	16,913
2	Won't Trade	2:41	6,173
3	Gettin Up	3:18	15,506
4	Official full track	3:19	16,143
5	You full track	3:02	14,962
6	WeFight/WeLove full track	4:48	588
7	Manwomanboogie full track	3:06	1,223
8	Move full track	5:50	14,059
9	Dance on Glass full track	3:01	14,173
10	Life Is Better full track	4:41	1,489
11	Believe full track	2:57	1,478
12	Shaka full track	3:33	12,504

Ay.... that boy is BAD!